Author’s Note: If it
weren’t for the renowned Zelda, I would have never gotten how to do this… We RPed this, like we RP many things for me,
into perfection! This isn’t exactly how
the RP went—but yet it is! Eh,
nevermind…
Legalities: We ALL
know this part.
Rating: PG-13 for
words and actions to which should not be seen by 12 and under.
Summary: What if…
what IF, accidentally, three YJ members came to understand each other… but in
the last way anyone expected?
Circle of Friends
Part One: The
Problem
By: Carmen Wayne
A door
slowly creaked open. Two small, male
voices could be heard as a green light was shot into the huge room,
illuminating it.
“Christ,
what happened here?”
“The name
is Green Lantern, and I don’t know…”
Green
Lantern walked into the room where everything was in disarray. Behind him, clad in his red, was the
Flash. Green Lantern walked towards the
middle of the room, directing his ring to create circles of green fire that
would light both his and Flash’s path.
“An
explosion. Look, it’s like a
damage-crater.”
Flash
walked over and looked at the perfect circle of scorched ground, furniture and
such strewn around it in a perfect circle as well. He turned around and looked at the door.
“Would you
explain what happened again, kiddo?”
A pretty blonde
teenager peeked around the corner. She
wore a white midriff and brown shorts.
Many would recognize her as a gold medallist in the summer Olympics at
Sydney. That’s what they thought, until
she informed them otherwise.
~~~~~~~~~~
“Wow, Cisse
King-Jones?!” Green Lantern exclaimed when they first got to the hotel/YJ
headquarters.
“How do YOU
know Young Justice?” Flash asked.
“Because…”
she said slowly, like a patient teacher with a slow student. “I was also Arrowette.”
The men
exchanged looks, and then Green Lantern looked back to her.
“Sweet.”
~~~~~~~~~~
“Is it safe
to go in there…” she asked, mindlessly scratching her skin under an
archer-guard on her left arm.
“Yeah,
don’t worry,” Green Lantern said with a nod.
Cissie walked
in and headed over to them quickly, just in case. Flash watched her and rubbed his arm.
“You’re
really scared, aren’t you?”
“You would
be too if you knew what happened like I do!
Okay, basically, it all started when Superboy came with this BALL that
Cadmus had wanted him to pick up… He
brought it here for Robin to look at, who had been talking with me and
Cassie—er, Wonder Girl, when I had gotten up to go to the, er, restroom… The three of them started to investigate the
ball…”
*#*#*#*
“It’s
platinum.”
Robin
nodded as he turned it over in his hands, standing in the center of the
room. Wonder Girl, in her newer, more
fashionable attire, laid back on the couch as Cissie got up, groaning a little
because she knew what this meant—another description from Robin and full
detective analysis.
“I’ll be
back, guys.”
She started
out; meanwhile, Superboy lifted the red lenses of his glasses up and slowly
took off his dark blue and red jacket.
“But what’s
it do, Rob?” he asked.
“I don’t
KNOW yet, Kon,” he said, slightly annoyed.
He turned the orb in his hands some more. “Diameter looks about seven.
Radius three and a half. And—“
“Why don’t
we just stick it in the courtyard?” Wonder Girl asked, coming up in front of
them. She snagged the orb and bounced
it from one hand to the other.
“Look! It looks like one of
those funky glass metallic balls you can buy for your gardens! Cool much?”
“STOP
that!” Robin said, grabbing it. “It
COULD be an explosive! Kon, why did Doc
Serling send you again?”
“’cause
Mickey said I hadda…”
“Mickey
Mouse?” Wonder Girl mocked.
“And did
Mickey give a reason?” Robin asked.
“Yeah…
‘cause Guardian didn’t wanna do it.
Something about Roy and Lian…”
“Harper?”
Robin asked.
“Yeah.”
“Lian’s a
cute kid.”
“She is!”
“Anyway, I
can’t even tell the make of this,” Robin said, tone as professional as
always. “But look, it looks like
someone sanded off some sort of writing…”
Wonder Girl
turned his hands to look at where he was pointing.
“Well… can
you… erm… fix it?” she asked.
“Carefully,
yeah. Acid could raise the writing…”
Kon set his
hand on the bottom of it to tilt it enough to look at the same thing.
“Well,
damn! Heh, that sucks—OWOWOWOW!”
He felt a searing
pain shoot up his arm and he tried to pull his hand away, but it was as if it
was magnetized onto the orb. Just as he
thought he was the only one experiencing the pain, a look at his colleagues
told him otherwise. Wonder Girl was
whimpering and put her foot against Robin’s chest, trying to pull away. Robin was gritting his teeth, muttering
severe cuss words under his breath. The
ball then began to glow.
“Hey guys!”
Cissie said as she began to reenter the room.
“Bart just found these COOL—“
*#*#*#*
Cissie
rubbed her arm, coughing faintly. She
looked to the two adult superheroes, more so Green Lantern than Flash.
“I was
blown clear out of the room, and the doors shut. For about an hour the door was so hot, Impulse was afraid to
vibrate through it. When it finally
cooled, it was about five minutes before you showed up. We got the door open… but there was no
Robin, no Wondy, and no SB. ALL gone…”
Green
Lantern nodded faintly.
“But why
did you call the JLA, Cissie?” he asked.
“Well…
because… we… can’t find them… and considering… ya know… Batman, Superman and
Wonder Woman are in the JLA… and it’s
midnight, it’s scary…”
“I
see. Well… Flash?”
Flash
smirked a little.
“Hang on.”
He shot
away from the two, out the doors and went on a super-speed search at a pace
that would wear out Impulse. In 1.5
seconds, he was in the final place to search—the ballroom.
He skid to
a stop, seeing a crouched figure, in the dark, just barely covered by
moonlight, on the chandelier. He
couldn’t make the figure out, but was almost certain it was one of the
kids. The chandelier’s crystals jingled
together as the figure shifted.
“The orb
did something horrible, Flash…”
Flash
recognized the voice, but was surprised at the approach.
“Superboy…?”
he asked.
The figure
slid from the chandelier and dropped down in front of him silently.
“Flash,
look at this thing…” He brought the
silver orb into view from where he had been clutching it closely. But it was no longer solid silver, it had
strips of gold running through it.
“We’ve got to figure out how it did this…”
“Did…
what?” Flash asked.
Superboy
slowly pointed to a door across the way.
“Look in
there… you’ll get your answer…”
Flash
nodded, unsure, and zipped over to the door.
He was honestly expecting the worst as he reached for the doorknob. Pulling it open with a fast yank, his eyes
grew wide. Wonder Girl and Robin, all
over each other, in a closet.
“Ewww!!” he
yelled, grossed out. “Holy—a Boy Wonder
swapping spit?!”
Robin had a
hold of Wonder Girl’s lip with his teeth as he let out a partial smile.
“Nnnn… Hi?”
Wonder Girl
pulled her lip free and smiled wickedly as she wrapped her arms around Robin’s
neck.
“Hey,
hottie, wanna join? I got first dibs on
getting backdoored by YOU.”
Flash slammed
the door shut, scared out of his mind.
“What. The.
Hell?”
He pulled
it open again and grabbed the two, pulling them out of the closet.
“Kon, will
you light up everything?”
“I… can’t,
Flash,” Superboy replied.
“LET me
GO,” Robin sneered. His hands lit up in
blue to illuminate everything. “And *I*
CAN.”
Flash was
surprised at that, honestly, and was about to say something until he felt a
hand slide onto his stomach. Eyes wider
than before, he looked at Wonder Girl.
“Mmm, you
free, like, right now? I’ve got winkie
wraps,” she said, wiggling her eyebrows.
“NO!” He pulled her away and then began to yank
the two for the door. “LANTERN!!!!”
In a flash
of green light, Green Lantern jetted around to where he was exiting the
ballroom. Flash flung Wonder Girl into
him.
“Oof!”
“TAKE her
to Diana! Now!”
“Why?”
He was soon
answered when Wonder Girl moved really close to him, grinning madly—almost
reminiscent of Superboy.
“Green
Lantern, huh? So… what exactly CAN you
do with that ring?”
“Uhm…”
“Flash!”
Superboy called, gliding out to the group with the orb still in his hands. “Splitting us up might be the worst thing
you can do,” he explained professionally.
He held up the ball. “THIS is at
fault for the whole ordeal right here, and we were together when it
happened. I recommend that perhaps you
should leave us here and go to collect Superman, Wonder Woman and Batman while
we try to figure out how to reverse this.”
The two
older men gawked at him.
“What?” he
asked.
“Kon—is
that really YOU talking?” Green Lantern asked.
“Yeah, I
know, it’s… strange… but… I just… don’t feel the same…” Superboy dazed momentarily in thought, and
then shook his head clear. “Why don’t
we do that?”
“Not a bad
idea, but we won’t have to even leave,” Flash explained. He looked at Robin. “Can you contact Oracle to contact those
three for us?”
“Can I cry
afterwards?” Robin replied.
“… Sure.”
“’kay…”
****
Barbara
Gordon grinning madly as Richard Grayson pranced over, hands fluttering like wings
at his side. He leaned extra close and
lifted his shirt from his stomach.
“Feel
THAT!”
Barbara
grinned and touched the finely defined abdominal muscles on his stomach.
“That’s
very nice… but why am I feeling your abs?” she asked.
“SEE?!” He pointed to two spots on his stomach with
his left index and middle fingers.
“Eight of them! Eight pack! Not just a six pack anymore!”
Barbara
grinned.
“Keep THIS
up, and your muscles are going to have muscles, Grayson…” She heard her computer bleep several
times. “Whoop, that’s Robin…”
She started
that way quickly. Meanwhile, Dick
adjusted his shirt and grinned madly.
“Naw,
muscles with muscles are strictly a Batman-Superman thing.”
“Heh…” She slid on her headpiece and opened the
line. “Oracle here, Robin. What’s up?”
“Uhhhh,
yeah, I need to place an order, Oracle.”
Barbara
quirked an eyebrow, smirking faintly as she felt Dick put his ear against the
other side of her headphone.
“Alright,
what kind of order, Boy Wonder?”
“I need
one Batman, one Superman and one Wonder Woman delivered to the Young Justice
temporary headquarters.”
“Temporary
my arse,” Dick muttered.
“Shh.”
“What
was that?”
“Uh,
nothing. Anyway, can I ask as why? When?”
“’cause
it’s an EMERGENCY, d-uh, and ASAP. Oh…
psst… and did you know Wonder Girl is a GREAT kisser?”
A slap came
from the other end, and the two adults exchanged looks. Barbara coughed and nodded.
“Sure,
alright, no problem… but… uhm… Robin?”
“ALL I
EVER DO IS--*sniffle*--yes Oracle?”
“Is…
everything alright, hon?”
“Yeah…
ju-just… just peachy… I… I gotta go… thanks Oracle…”
The
connection cut off. Barbara blinked and
looked at Dick.
“That… was
beyond weird.”
“You… think
I should head on over there?”
“Yeah… but
make sure you strut that stuff, baby.”
Dick grinned and took her by the chin, kissing her very lightly on the lips. Wishing her a soft “Goodbye” he started away, making sure to strut all that he could strut. Barbara fanned herself a bit, watching that, and then turned to start making the calls she needed to.
****
Robin had
locked himself away in a bathroom.
While the group had waited—now joined by Empress—they took turns trying
to coerce him out. Cissie was up to bat
this time.
“That suit
does NOT make you look fat!” she insisted.
“Go away!”
Robin yelled, throwing something at the door.
Cissie was
tempted to break down the door, but then remembered it might not be wise. So instead, she continued to talk.
“What if I
asked for a kiss? Would you come out
then…?”
“… maybe…?”
Meanwhile,
Superboy sat at a table, trying to figure out the mystery of the orb with the
others.
“Well, this
is what I’ve gathered…” he said calmly.
“It some how switched parts of us with each other. I’ve gotten Robin’s personality, Cassie has
mine, and Robin has Cassie’s…”
“I NEVER
act like that!” Wonder Girl said, jutting a finger at the bathroom door.
“Not so
much so, you’re right,” Superboy agreed.
“But he’s gotten your female sensitivity to things, and a form of PMS,
probably. That, on top of the fact that
he’s never experienced FEMALE emotions, which can… be rather… extreme at times…
it’s probably an overload to him. Now,
as far as POWERS go, I don’t have my TTK, but I can still fly, and I feel like
I have more skill. That means, I
assume, I’ve gotten Cassie’s Amazon gifts…”
“Whoo,”
Flash said with a grin. “How’s Diana
gonna handle that one?”
“Not just
DIANA,” Green Lantern said. “Artemis
too!”
“Oh gawd,
Artemis especially!”
Superboy
stared at them, then inhaled deeply.
“Right. Anyway, it’s obvious what Cassie got…”
He gestured
to Cassie, who had gone into a handstand on the arms of her chair, and was
giggling madly.
“Wouldn’t
this be a GREAT position for some SERIOUS fu—“
Empress
covered her mouth and put a finger up to her own.
“Shhh, Cassie! We’re only rated PG-13!”
Wonder Girl
blinked at that, looking around.
“Don’t they
say the ‘F’ word in PG-13 movies?”
“Only in
special Jim Carrey movies, mon.”
“WOW! He’s said—“
“Actually,
I don’t think he has, except in Me, Myself and Irene, but that was an R, but I
do think Kristi Alley did,” Green Lantern pointed out.
Flash
looked at him.
“When?”
“In that
one movie with Tim Allen and the Amish people…”
“DID she?”
“I think
so!”
Superboy groaned
and looked at Cissie, who was crossing the room to join them.
“Any luck?”
he asked, exasperated.
“None.” She sat by him and shook her head. “He’s insisting he’s getting cramps.”
“Better
than the CLAP, if I do say so myself!” Wonder Girl said, flipping onto the
table. “Oh! Who likes Perry Farrell?!”
Flash waved his hand, as did Empress.
“I have his CD! Wanna have a—“
“Did
someone CALL us?” came a strong, authoritative voice from the main doors.
Wonder Girl
eeped and jumped back. The group turned
to the door, to see Superman standing there, flanked by Batman on his left and
Wonder Woman to his right. Superboy
stood and walked over for them, still holding the orb.
“Yeah, and
we have a problem…”
“And what
would that be, precisely, Kon-El?” Superman asked.
“Well—“
“OH MY
GOD!” Robin screamed from ‘his bathroom’.
“SPIDER!!!!”
That was
followed by multiple crashes and slams.
Superboy smiled faintly.
“I think
you better sit down for this one, guys…”
To Be Continued…